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Posted on 16th Apr at 2:55 PM, with 13 notes

insideabutterfly:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:55 PM, with 161 notes

bumblr—bee:

you kids these days with your cigaphors and metarettes

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:45 PM, with 285,631 notes
mutantlexi:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

The Bible, it’s like the EULA of philosophy. No one actually reads it before hitting “I agree”.
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mutantlexi:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

The Bible, it’s like the EULA of philosophy. No one actually reads it before hitting “I agree”.

Posted on 16th Apr at 2:43 PM, with 407,178 notes

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:39 PM, with 66,634 notes
kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker
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kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:39 PM, with 90,809 notes
nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

Posted on 15th Apr at 7:24 PM, with 6,623 notes
humansofnewyork:

"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…""I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."
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humansofnewyork:

"I’ve taken thousands of photos of people in New York, and I find out a little bit about…"
"I’m Hustle Man! That’s all you need to know."

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